Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Don’t fight the world, honey. There’s so much more than just love out there! Some day, all you’re gonna need is a roof over your head even if you do have to sleep with a man to get it. Then that’s your choice!

I’d like to kill somebody.