Niet armoede is het probleem, maar rijkdom.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

If I can shoot rabbits, then I can shoot fascists.

There’s no sex in your violence.

What if this world was free, would there be world peace?