First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

I don’t see myself when I look in the mirror.

It is true that a mathematician who is not also something of a poet will never be a perfect mathematician.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

I don’t think I’m as good as other people think I am, and that’s my downfall.