As a language, R is like French; it has an elegant core, but every rule comes with a set of ad-hoc exceptions that directly contradict it.
Floréal Morandat et al.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.
Queens of the Stone Age
If you don’t believe in victory you have no business sitting down at a chess board.
Anatoly Karpov
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
The Joker