There’s no sex in your violence.

If you want to change the world, you have to co-opt the people who write the big checks.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Le mal se fait sans effort, naturellement, par fatalité; le bien est toujours le produit d’un art.

Chess is so inspiring that I do not believe a good player is capable of having an evil thought during the game.