If they had told me it was going to be fifteen years, would it have been easier to endure?

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Maybe people have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Vrouwen gaan uit om te vergeten, mannen om bij de vrouwen te zijn.