It's very comfortable to think [the users are stupid] because it leaves you feeling superior and means you don't have to do any work to fix the problem; instead you think you should fix the users. Unfortunately, as I have learned from long experience, beating stupid people doesn't make them any smarter.

Those who say they understand chess, understand nothing.

I like to remember things my own way.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

The purpose of computation is insight, not numbers.