Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Beware of testing too many hypotheses; the more you torture the data, the more likely they are to confess, but confession obtained under duress may not be admissible in the court of scientific opinion.

Nowadays, when you’re not a grandmaster at 14, you can forget about it.

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove it.

I was me but now he is gone.