A couple is a conspiracy in search of a crime. Sex is often the closest they can get.

Money is a strange business. People who haven’t got it aim it strongly. People who have are full of troubles.

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I’d think “no, actually I’m a giraffe”.

Niet armoede is het probleem, maar rijkdom.

Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve.