The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation.
Reuben Fine
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr
Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
George Pólya
In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.
Johann von Neumann
If I had been born ugly, you would never have heard of Pelé.
George Best