First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

This result is too beautiful to be false; it is more important to have beauty in one’s equations than to have them fit experiment.

The essence of mathematics lies entirely in its freedom.

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

If you don’t believe in victory you have no business sitting down at a chess board.