The only real difficulties in programming are cache invalidation and naming things.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

You must take your opponent into a deep dark forest where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one.

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first an then seek to win.