A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdös
One thing that experts know, and that non-experts do not, is that they know less than non-experts think they do.
Kaushik Basu
Finance is more like sex than science.
Frank Partnoy
b2 or not b2, that’s the question.
Fritz
One day I’ll come through my American dream, but it won’t mean a fucking thing.
Eels