Do you believe in fate, Neo?
Morpheus
The stock market has predicted nine out of the last five recessions.
Paul Samuelson
The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation.
Reuben Fine
A project without some nonsense is not a real project.
Patrice De Cafmeyer
Chess is not only a game — it is a battle of characters!
Victor Korchnoi