Round numbers are always false.
Samuel Johnson
A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdös
Mathematics is not a deductive science - that’s a cliché. When you try to prove a theorem, you don’t just list the hypotheses, and then start to reason. What you do is trial and error, experimentation, guesswork.
Paul R. Halmos
Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
George Pólya
C’est fini ce bordel! C’est la toilette des femmes ici!
Olivier Houpert