There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Ernest Hemingway
As a language, R is like French; it has an elegant core, but every rule comes with a set of ad-hoc exceptions that directly contradict it.
Floréal Morandat et al.
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers.
Alonzo Harris
The result is never so important. It is much more important that you are happy with what you are doing than with the result of it.
Rustam Kasimdzhanov
There’s no sex in your violence.
Bush