This is a four thousand dollar sofa upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch.

Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

The stock market has predicted nine out of the last five recessions.

Don’t fight the world, honey. There’s so much more than just love out there! Some day, all you’re gonna need is a roof over your head even if you do have to sleep with a man to get it. Then that’s your choice!

Any virtue can become a vice if taken to extreme.